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addymark
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joke ( BEFORE MARRIAGE )

Post by addymark » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:21 am

BEFORE MARRIAGE

He: Yes. At last . It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes!
She: Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE....
Simply read from bottom to top.

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Post by mrksem454 » Tue Jun 01, 2010 1:21 pm

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like
it or
not,
I'm
stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on
my head, I will sue you

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Post by jimeshten » Wed Sep 15, 2010 6:34 pm

According to some people ! Before marriage some people are so , much enthusiastic and after marriage they people are so much busy or bored in his personL life B'COZ all the responsibility on the people's head. If you happy then I will give you one joke about the Marriage.
Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like
it or
not,
I'm
stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on
my head, I will sue you

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Post by AdrianneCurry » Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:45 am

lol....!!! goog one...!!!




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