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Newest Joke

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:03 am
by chikiwighi
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!

RE: Newest Joke

Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:19 am
by cg01114
well ......................

RE: Newest Joke

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:30 am
by shweta.tiwari
Wow. What a humoring jokes. I like it!!!